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Mumbai railway station pe ek American doctor ek kitab ka naam padne ke baad heart attack se mar gaya.

Socho kitab ka naam kya tha?

30 din mein doctor kaise bane, keemat sirf 99 Rs.




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Ek din Santa ghar aane me late ho gaya.

Papa ne pucha abhi tak kahan the.

Santa: Dost ke ghar tha.

Papa ne uske sahmne hi uske 10 friends ko mobile phone kiya.

4 ne kaha haan uncle, yahin par tha.

3 ne kaha bas abhi nikla hai.

2 ne kaha yahin home work kar raha hai.

Banta ne to had hi kar di. Vo bola: Han papa bolo kya baat hai?

 

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Ek naujawan yuvti ka 'appendix' ka operation hona tha.

Uss ne doctor se puchha:
Doctor Sb, baad me operation ka nishaan
to nahi dikhaee dega......?"

Doctor: Ye tumhari 'marji' per 'nirbhar' karta hai.
Dikhaogi to dikhaee dega.
Nahi dekhaogi to nahi dikhaee dega....