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Translation ke karan Santa English me fail ho gya

Mein aam admi hu.
I am a mango man.
Mujhe English aati hai.
English comes to me.
Mein Haripur Hazara rehta hun.
I live in greenpur thousanda.
Road par goliyan chal rahi thi.
Tablets were walking on the road



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Policeman: Sab sach batao varna chaddi uttar k marunga.

Santa: Saab, galti maine ki hai, aap kyun chaddi uttaro ge.

Koi samjhao yaar...

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Govt school ki ladki ko girlfriend bnane ka result:

Boyfriend ko pendrive dekar bolti hai:

Please isme Facebook dal ke do na



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Kanjoos baap bacchon se:

Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega usko Rs 5 dunga.





Bachche Rs 5 le ke so gaye.

Subah baap bola: Jo Rs 5 dega, usi ko khana milega.

  

Ek Ladki Car Me Ja Rhi Thi

Ladke Ne Lift Le Li Jab Car Se Ladka Utra

To Usne Ladki Se Naam Pocha.

Ladki Ne Kaha Mere Car Ka Jo Number
Hai Us Main Hi Mera Naam Hai.

Dimag Hai To Dhond Lena.

Car Ka Number Yeh Tha [WV733N]
Ladki Ka Naam Batao.....???

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Ans: NEELAM

(Hint: Car ke number ko ulta rakh ke dekho)