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New Jokes in Hindi


Hindi Jokes

New Hindi Jokes

Husband to wife: Apni shadi ki dasvi salgirah par me tum ko Singapur le ke jaunga.

Wife: Wow... Aur biswi salgirah pe kya karoge?

Funny Husband: Tab me tumhe Singapur se vapis le aaunga...





           




Wife: Meri aaj tabiyat theek nahi hai.

Husband: Oh no... par me to aaj tumhe dinner pe bahar le jana chahta tha.

Wife: Nahi nahi me to majak kar rahi thi. Me bilkul theek hu.

Funny Husband: Me bi to majak hi kar raha tha. Chal uth roti paka. shahbash... shabash...

                   
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New Hindi Jocks

Santa: Sarkar ne vote dalne ki umar 18 saal aur shaadi
ki umar 21 saal kiyun fix ki hai?

Funny Banta: Sarkar ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna
aasan hai, lekin biwi ko sambhalna bahut mushkil...