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Yoga teacher: Kya yoga karne se tumare pati ki daru pine ki aadat mein koi change aayi hai.

Lady: Hanji, bohot change aayi hai. Ab vo sir ke bhar ulte khade ho kar sari ki sari bottle pee jate hain.





Husband: Aaj Sunday hai aur mein khoob enjoy karna chahta hun.

Iss liye main movie ki 3 tickets laya hun.

Wife: 3 kiyun?

Husband: Tumhare aur tumhare parents ke liye.

Doctor to lady: Aapke husband ko koi bimari nahi hai. Unko sirf aaram ki zaroorat hai. Ye lo neend ki davai.

Lady: Ye unko kis time deni hai.

Doctor: Ye un ke liye nahi, aapke liye hai.


Santa mandir mein jata hai.

Santa to God: Hey Bhagwan, mujhe 1000 rupess de do, to main mandir main 500 rupess chadaunga.

Mandir se bahar aate hi Santa ko 500 rupess gire hue mile.

Santa: Wah Bhagwan, itna vishwas nahi kiya, apna hissa pehle hi rakh liya.