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Santa ek police inspector tha.

Wife raat ko Santa ko jagate hue boli: Dekho ek chor hamare ghar me ghus aaya hai.

Santa (neend main): To main kya karun, main is time duty par nahi hun.

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Wife to husband: Dekho hamari kitchen mein ek chor ghus aaya hai aur mera banaya cake kha raha hai.

Husband: To main kisko phone karun? Police ko ya ambulance ko.





          

Ek account apne boss ko museum mein le ke jata hai.

Accountant: Sir, ye painting 600 saal aur 20 din purani ha.

Boss: Tum ko itni theek jankari kaha se mili.

Accountant: Mein yahan 20 din pehe aaya tha. Us din mujhe guide ne bataya tha ke ye painting 600 sal purani hai.



Ek sher ki shadi mein ek chuha bade josh-o-kharosh se dance kar raha tha aur enjoy kar raha tha.

Hathi ne pucha: Tum itna khush kyon ho rahe ho?

Chuche ne nachte nachte hi kaha: Tumhe pata hai, meri shadi se pehle mein bhi sher hota tha.

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Santa to Banta: Tumhara dost tumhare ghar me tumari biwi ko kiss kar raha hai.

Banta gusse mein ghar jata hai, aur aadhe ghante baad Santa ke pass aa kar us ko thapad marta kar bolta hai: Moorakh, vo mera dost nahi hai.

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Main us ke liye Bhagwan se bhi lad jata. Par fir mann mein khayal aaya ke exams ke din chal rahe hain, Bhagwan se panga lena bohot mehnga pad sakta hai.