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Santa ki  girlfriend ko apne nakhun chabane ki aadat thi, jis karan uske nails kharab ho gaye.

Santa is bimari ke ilaj ke liye us ko yoga classes lagane ki salah deta hai.

Kuch din baad ladki ke nails theek ho gaye.

Santa: Kya yoga karne se tumhara nails khane ki aadat bilkul theek ho gayi hai?

Girlfriend: Nahi janu, ab main pair (foot) ke nails tak pahunch sakti hun, is liye mein unko chabati hun.

Ek Bihari lady police station ja ke inspector se boli: Mere pati aaj subha aalo lene bazar gaye the, abhi tak vapis nahi aaye.

Bihari inspector: To tum koi aur sabzi kiyun nahi bana leti.

                 

Nursery teacher: Monu, agar tumhare pass 20 toffees hon. Un me se tum 2 Neha ko, 2 Seema ko aur 3 Preety ko de dete ho tumhe kya milega.

Monu: 3 girlfriends ma'm.

               

Ek husband wife ne divorce ke liye apply kiya.

Judge: Tumhare 3 bache hain. Tum in ko aaps me barabar barabar kaise banto-ge?

Husband (wife se): Janu, chalo ghar. Ab hum 9 months ke baad divorce ke liye apply karenge.

           

 

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shadi kar rahe hain.

Banta: Wow, kab hai shadi.

Santa: Meri shadi 14th November ki hai aur girlfriend ki 21st November ki.