Hindi Jokes Funny SMS



Chutkule and jokes in hindi font


Hindi Jokes

Hindi Chutkale

Santa operation room se bhag gaya.

Banta: Tum operation room se kiyun bhage?

Santa: Kiyun ki nurse bol rahi thi: Honsla rakho, ye ek chota sa operation hai.

Banta: Tum fir bhi bhag aaye?

Santa: Nurse yeh bat doctor se bol rahi thi.

Dhirubahi Ambani ne apne bete Anil ko swarag lok se phone kiya: Aur sunao beta, apna Reliance India Mobile kaise chal raha hai?

Anil Ambani: Papa, aapki awaz nahi aa rahi hai. Aap mere Vodafone wale number par call karo na.

Note: Ye sirf ek chutkula hai, sach nahi. Hamara mission sirf aapko hasana hai. Is ka matlab ye nahi ke Reliance kisi dusre network se kam hai. We salute their dedication for this nation.

                

Teacher to students: New Delhi Railway Station par ek platform 1 kilo meter lamba hai. Hawa 60 kilometer prati ghanta ki raftar se chal rahi hai. Tabhi vahan par Amritsar to Mumbai Express train aati hai. Ab sawal ye hai ke meri umar kitni hai?

Sardar Student: Sir aapki age hai 42 saal.

Teacher: Wah, tumhe kaise pata?

Student: Sir hamare ghar ke pass ek ladka rehta hai. Vo aadha pagal hai. Uski age 21 sal hai.

               

Ek young boy 15th floor pe apne office mein baitha hua tha. Tabhi Banta vahan bhagta hua aaya aur bola: Santa, tumhari beti Jyoti ka Chandani Chownk mein accident ho gaya hai.

Young boy ghabhra kar apne office ki window se jump kar deta hai ta ke vo apni beti ke pass jaldi se jaldi pohunch sake.

Neeche girte girte jab vo 10th floor ke aage se nikal raha tha to usko yaad aaya ke Jyoti nam ki uski koi beti nahi hai.

6th floor ke sahmne usko yaad aya ke uski to abhi shaadi bhi nahi hui hai.

Ground floor par girne se pehle usko yaad aaya ke us ka nam bhi Santa nahi hai.

           

Q: Sarkar ne vote dalne ki umar 18 varsh aur shadi ki umar 21 varsh kiyun rakhi hai?

 

Ans: Kiyun ki sarakar janti hai ke desh ko control karne se biwi ko control karna jyada mushkil hai.