Comedy SMS in Hindi
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Mein nikla, gaddi le ke, raste
mein, sadak pe ik chownk aaya.
Mein
red light se hi nikal aaya.
Police man ne muje roka.
Police man: Kya tumhe red light
nazar nahi aayi.
Mein bola: Sahib, red light to
nazar aayi, par aap nazar nahi aaye !
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Comedy Jokes in Hindi
Ik
Hindi Bhai ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Hindi Bhai ne apne sare friends
ko sms message kiya:
Agr
Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho
to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!
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 Kuware sochte hain ke
shadi shuda log khush rehte hain
Shadi
shuda sochte hain ke kuware khush rehte hain
Fark sirf itna hai ke
shadi shuda din me aisa sochte hain or kuware raat ko.. .
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Ek
Hindi comedy lady ka baby paida hua.
Paida
hote hi vo nurse se bola: Tumare pas mobile hai kya ?
Nurse:
Kyon !!! ???
Comedy
Baby: God ko delivery message karna hai.
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Comedy Sms Hindi msg
Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hain
Hazaron mar gaye lakhon taiyar baithe hain
Barbaad hote hain ye ladkiyon ke
peeche
Aur kehte hain hum
be rozgar baithe hain
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Santa
apne friend Banta ke ghar jata hai.
Banta:
Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?
Comedy
Santa: Dono hi mangwa do.
Naughty
Banta to wife:
Preeto! do glass pani le aa.
Ek freezer se aur doosra geyser se.
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Santa was riding
his bike. He jumped a red light.
A police cop
stopped Santa.
Cop: Didn't
you see the red light?
Comedy
Santa: I did
see the red light sir, but I didn't see you !
Hindi
Comedy
 A Hindi man
had to sell his donkey. He sends SMS message to all
his friends:
SMS message was as
follows: If you ever require a donkey,
just give me a call.
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Santa goes to
his friend Banta's house.
Banta: What
would you drink, something hot or cold?
Comedy Santa:
Bring both.
Naughty Banta
to his wife: Darling, bring two glasses of water.
One from
freezer and other from geyser.
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A Hindi comedy
lady gave birth to a kid.
Just after
birth, kid asked the nurse: Do you have a mobile phone?
Nurse: Why
???
Comedy Kid: I
have to send delivery message to God.
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Unmarried
people think that married people are happy.
Married
think that unmarried are happy.
The
difference is that married think this in day
where as
unmarried think this in night.
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