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Mein nikla, gaddi le ke, raste mein, sadak pe ik chownk aaya.

Mein red light se hi nikal aaya.

Police man ne muje roka.

Police man: Kya tumhe red light nazar nahi aayi.

Mein bola: Sahib, red light to nazar aayi, par aap nazar nahi aaye !







 

Comedy Jokes in Hindi

Ik Hindi Bhai ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Hindi Bhai ne apne sare friends ko sms message kiya:

Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho
to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!





Comedy in HindiKuware sochte hain ke shadi shuda log khush rehte hain

Shadi shuda sochte hain ke kuware khush rehte hain

Fark sirf itna hai ke shadi shuda din me aisa sochte hain or kuware raat ko.. .

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Ek Hindi comedy lady ka baby paida hua.

Paida hote hi vo nurse se bola: Tumare pas mobile hai kya ?

Nurse: Kyon !!! ???

Comedy Baby: God ko delivery message karna hai.



Comedy Sms Hindi msg

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hain

Hazaron mar gaye lakhon taiyar baithe hain

Barbaad hote hain ye ladkiyon ke peeche

Aur kehte hain hum be rozgar baithe hain

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Santa apne friend Banta ke ghar jata hai.

Banta: Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?

Comedy Santa: Dono hi mangwa do.

Naughty Banta to wife: Preeto! do glass pani le aa.
Ek freezer se aur doosra geyser se.

 

Santa was riding his bike. He jumped a red light.

A police cop stopped Santa.

Cop: Didn't you see the red light?

Comedy Santa: I did see the red light sir, but I didn't see you !

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A Hindi man had to sell his donkey. He sends SMS message to all his friends:

SMS message was as follows: If you ever require a donkey,
just give me a call.

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Santa goes to his friend Banta's house.

Banta: What would you drink, something hot or cold?

Comedy Santa: Bring both.

Naughty Banta to his wife: Darling, bring two glasses of water.
One from freezer and other from geyser.

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A Hindi comedy lady gave birth to a kid.

Just after birth, kid asked the nurse: Do you have a mobile phone?

Nurse: Why ???

Comedy Kid: I have to send delivery message to God.

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Unmarried people think that married people are happy.

Married think that unmarried are happy.

The difference is that married think this in day
where as unmarried think this in night.

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