Hindi Jokes Funny SMS





 

Desi Funny Jokes, Hindi Short SMS Jokes


 

Hindi Jokes

हाय महंगाई !!!

एक बुढा अपने दोस्त से: लगता है ज्यों ज्यों उम्र बढती जा रही है,
मेरे अंदर भी ताकत बढ्ती जा रही है

दोसत : कैसे?

बुढा: आज से दस साल पहले मै सौ रुपये की चीनी बडी मुश्किल
से उठा पाता था , पर आजकल मै आराम से उठा लाता हु 

Hindi SMS

Hindi SMS 1

Santa ka beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.

Santa: Beta, ye kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

English SMS 1

Santa's son was writing his father's name on a 1000 watt bulb.

Santa: What are you doing son?

Funny Son: Enlightening you name dad.

 






Hindi SMS 2

Santa ek Ashram me ja ke Baba Ji se bola:

Baba Ji, mera Puja me mann nai lagta! 

Kya karun?

Baba Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do

Shayad mera man lag jae.

 

 



English SMS 2

Santa goes to the ashram of Desi Baba Ji and says: I can't concentrate on puja (prayer). Tell me some way.

Baba Ji: Send that girl Puja to me, I will try to concentrate on her.

Hindi SMS 3

Teacher: Aaj tum fir late aaye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

 



 

English SMS 3

Teacher: You are again late today?

School starts at 7 O' Clock.

Kid: Madam, don't worry about me.

You may start the school before I reach.




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