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Laloo & Bill Gates

Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference:

“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai - Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet
Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement
Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence
Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.

No phone call
Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained
Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks
Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates.
Tohar Bilva

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