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Santa to Banta: Tum sidhe baith kar gana ga rahe the. Ab ulte baith ke kiyun ga rahe ho?

Banta: Ab mein B side ga raha hun.

Santa to Banta: You were singing a song sitting erect. Now why are you singing upside down?

Banta: No I am singing B side.



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Hindi Jokes

Ek desi aurat kum padhi likhi thi. Usko pata nahi tha ke fullstop kahan lagta hai. Is liye desi aurat likne ke dauran kahi bhi fullstop laga deti thi. Uske husband bahar rehte the. Ek bar vo apne husband ko Hiindi sms bhejti hai:

Mere jeevansathi mera pranam aapke charno me. Aapne abhi tak letter nahi likhi meri saheli ko. Naukri mil gayi hai hamari गाय ne. बछड़ा diya hai dada ji ne. Sharab shuru kar di hai मैंने.

Tum ko bohot SMS kiye par tum nahi aaye kutte ke bachche. भेडि़या kha gaya do mahine ka rashan. छुट्टी par aate le aana ek khubsurat aurat. Hamare pados me aayi hai aur is vakat vahi gana ga rahi hai hamari bakri. Bech di gayi hai tumari ma. Tumko yad kar rahi hai ek padosan. Hame bohot tang karti hai tumari behan. Sirr dard se leti hai tumari patni.

Namaskar !

 

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