Hindi Jokes Funny SMS


Desi Funny SMS


Jailer: Faasi se pehle kis se miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jaenge
Biwi ke liye phir se 25 saal wait karna padega!!


Hindi Jokes

Desi Hindi Sardar Jokes

English Sardar Joke

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Desi Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

* * *

Sardar Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau.

For Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3

A Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage.

Funny Sardar Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.

* * *

 






Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Hindi Sardar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

* * *

Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, I give you 3 days to pay rent.

Funny Hindi Sardar: Right sir, I choose 3 days of  Diwali, Holi and Chrismas. After that you will get the rent.

* * *

                 

Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.

Desi Hindi Sardar: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

Funny Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

A Baniya had an umbrella with a hole.

Desi Hindi Sardar: Lalaji, umbrella has a hole. Why don't you purchase a new one.

Funny Baniya: When rain stops, how will I know it without a hole ?

Next: