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Ek officer Poultry Farms ki Inspection kar raha tha.

Officer: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho?

Santa: Bajra

Inspector: Galat, tumara licence cancel.

Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?

Banta: Chawal

Inspector: Tum bhi galat ho, tumara licence bhi cancel

Papu bola: Main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu
Jis ka jo dil kare kha le.



 

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Wife ko Thappad marne k bad desi husband bola:

"Admi usse marta hai jise wo Pyar karta hai."

Wife ne zor se Husband ko Mara & Boli:

"Aap kya samje me apse Pyar nahi karti..."

 

After slapping wife, desi husband says:

Man beats only that person whom he loves.

Wife slaps him and says:

What do you think, I don't love you ?

 

 

 

Q. Jo insan hamesha free me hasta rehta hai, usko kya kehate hai?

A. HUSMUKH.

Q. Jis insan ka hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho, usko kya kehte hai?
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HUSBAND :(

 

संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया.

पत्नी :  क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ?

संता :  नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ !!!

 

 

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Santa to driver: Tum ne car ki speed kiyun bada di hai?

Driver: Sir, break fail ho gayi hai. Accident hone se pehle ghar pahunchana hai.