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Santa: Doctor Sahib, mein khud ko Bhagwan samjne laga hu.

Doctor: Ye problem kab se hai.

Santa: Jabse maine ye dunia banai hai.

Santa: Doctor Sahib, I consider myself God.

Doctor: Since when this problem started?

Santa: Since I created the universe.




It happens only in India
Kya aapki biwi aapko lakhpati bana sakti hai?

Jawab: Yes*




*Conditions Apply:




Aap pehle ek crorepati hone chahiye.

Can a woman make you millionaire?

Yes*





*Conditions apply:




You must be a billionaire.




Funny Hindi Jokes
Boy to Girlfriend: Kya aaj raat tum free ho?

Girlfriend: Free ke bachche, aaj se pehle kabi paise liye hain tere se???

Boy to Girlfriend: Are you free tonight?

Girlfriend: You bloodyfool! Have I ever took money from you earlier?

 

 

 

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