Hindi Jokes Funny SMS

Funny Hindi SMS Jokes

Boyfriend ne girlfriend ka hath pakad kar kaha:

You are so hot baby !!

Girlfriend ne usko zor se thapad mara aur boli: 


Oye khote, mujhe 103 degree bukhar hai aur tujhe aashki soojh rahi hai.

 

   



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Funny Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha.

Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta haiBhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.

Funny Santa sends Hindi SMS to Banta: Sender is great, reader is fool.

Banta angrily replies the SMS: Sender is fool, reader is great.






Funny Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.

Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Funny Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe !

Funny Beggar: Hello hotel Taj, send one Pizza, one Cake, one Chicken, one pastry.

Waiter: On whose name should I send all this sir?

Funny Beggar: On God's name.






Laloo: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?

Funny Sardar: Simple hai bhai, royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega !

 -- Hahaha

Laloo: Why does Gandhi Bapu smiles in all currency notes?

Funny Sardar: It's simple ! If he weeps, all notes will get wet.

-- lol

Boy: (girl se) tuj me rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karu ?

Girl: Darshan kar, puja kar, prasad chada, aashirwad le aur aage nikal. Piche aur bhi bhakt khade hain..

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