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Ik murgi ne Indo-Pak border par egg diya.

Dono countries ki egg ke liye fight ho gayi.

Finally, Indian people said: Jo bhi ik din me dusre desh ki jyada girls ko kiss karega, egg usko milega. Pakistani bole: ok.

Indian people Pakistan ja ke ek din ke short time me 1000 girls ko kiss karke aate hai. Pakis said: Ab hamari bari hai.

Funny Indian people said: Ok aap jeet gaye, Egg aap rakho.

Jai Hind !

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border.

Both countries start fighting over egg.

Finally Indian people say whoever kisses more women in other country will keep the egg. After short time, Pakistani people say ok.

Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

Funny Indian people say: Keep the egg.

Jai Hind !









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Children's Day (14th Nov) har saal Valentine's Day (14th Feb) ke 9 months baad kyon aata hai ?

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Why does children day (14th Nov) comes after exactly 9 months of Valentines day (14th Feb) ?



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Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?


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"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"



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Owner of a poultry form in Pakistani area threatens all the hens: If all of you don't start laying 2 eggs everyday, your feed will be stopped.

Hens started laying 2 eggs from next day. But one of them was still laying one egg.

Owner: You gave only one egg. You are not afraid of me?
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Sir, I gave the egg because of your fear... otherwise I am a cock.

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