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Wife to Santa: Suno ji, aaj mera birthday hai. Aap mujhe kisi mehngi jagah par le chalo.

Santa: OK, darling.

Santa usko petrol pump par le gaya.

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Santa apni wife ko peet raha tha.

Banta: Is bechari ko kiyun maar rahe ho?

Santa: Doctor ne bola hai, isko davai koot ke deni hai.




 

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Boyfriend apni girl friend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend: I'm falling in love.

Boyfriend says I love you to his girlfriend and falls down.

Girlfriend: What are you doing ?

Funny Boyfriend: I am falling in love.

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Girlfriend ne boyfriend ko sms bheja: Kya tum mujse shaadi karoge?

Boyfriend ka sms reply: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.

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Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko kiss karne lagta hai.

Girlfriend: Abhi nahi, shaadi ke baad.

Funny Boyfriend: Ok, jab tumari shaadi ho jae, mujhe bata dena.

Girlfriend sends Sms to boy: Will you marry me?

Boyfriend's sms reply: No, in our family, we marry only relatives. My mom married my dad. My grandfather married my grandmother. My brother married my bhabi.

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A Boyfriend wanted to kiss his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: Not now, do it after marriage.

Funny Boyfriend: Ok, just let me know when you get married.