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Funny Jokes in Hindi

Hindi Jokes

Noida ke ek shopping mall me 2 Hindi babus apni apni biwi ko dhund rahe the.

First Hindi Babu: Tumari biwi dekhne me kaisi hai?

Second Hindi Babu: Vo 5'-7" lambi hai, gora rang hai, 36-24-36 figure hai aur ghane lambe baal hain. Aur tumari kaisi dikhti hai?

First Hindi Babu: Meri bhool jao, chalo tumari dhundte hain.


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Funny Jokes in Hindi #2

Santa in School

Class me Hindi teacher population par lecture de raha tha:

India mein har 10 second mein ek aurat ek bachche ko janam deti hai.

Funny Santa: Sir, hame us aurat ko dhund ke rokna hoga.

Funny Jokes in Hindi #3

Teacher: Suraj mandal ke planets ke nam sunao.

Santa: Prithvi, Mangal, Shukar etc.

Teacher: Aur sunao.

Santa: Sab theek thak hai, Bhagwan ki kripa hai. Aap sunao.