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Santa market me ek khubsurat girl se bola: Kya main thodi der aap se thodi der baat kar sakta hun.
Girl: Par main to aap ko janti bhi nahi.
Santa: Janta to main bhi aap ko nahi hun.
Girl: Fir?
Santa: Actually meri wife kho gayi hai. To aap ki help chahiye.
Girl: Main Kaisi help kar sakti hun?
Santa: Actually, main jab bhi kisi khubsurat girl se baat kar raha hota hun to meri wife pata nahi kahan se aa jati hai.






 

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Gujarati to Sardar Ji: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Naughty Sardar Ji: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Gujarati to Sardar Ji: Why did you give your wife a diamond ring on her birthday. She actually wanted a car.

Funny Sardar Ji: From where would I get her fake car?



                    

Gujarati to Sardar: Sardar Sahib Ji, Cycle aur bus me kya farak hota hai?

Naughty Sardar Ji: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.

                 

Gujarati to Sardar: Singh Sahib Ji, what is the difference between a car and a bus?

Naughty Sardar: A bus's stand never goes with a bus. But a cycle's stand always goes with a cycle.

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Sardar to Gujarati driver: Tumari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Funny Driver: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.

Sardar Ji: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Naughty Driver: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

Sardar to Gujarati driver: How was the car tyre punctured

Funny Gujarati: An alcohol bottle came under the tyre.

Sardar: You did not notice the bottle.

Funny Driver: Bottle was in the pocket of the person who was crushed under the car.






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