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Police inspector (Jeb katre se): Vada karo aage se jeb nahi katoge.

Jeb katra: Vada karta hun, aage se jeb nahi katunga, peeche se katunga.

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Santa ne girlfriend ka name blade se hath par likh liya.

Kuch der baad vo zor zor se rone laga.

Banta: Kya hua tujhe.

Santa: Arre purani vali ka likh liya.




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Ik Funny Short Man ko bijli ke khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.

Ek din raat ko andhera hone ke karan Funny Short Man se ik poster pada nahi gaya. Funny Short Man spiderman ke jaise poster padne ke liye khambhe par ja chada.

Pas ja kar uss ne deka, vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagane ka.

A Funny Short Man was fond of reading posters pasted on electric poles.

One evening, due to darkness, Funny Short Man was unable to read a poster. Funny Short man climbed the electric pole.

When he reached near the poster, he read: This pole is newly painted. Please don't touch it.






Sardar to Bania: Sethji, hum ek anath ashram bana rahe hain.

Bania: Very good !

Sardar: Aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Kanjoos Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

Sardar to Bania: Sethji, we are starting an orphanage.

Bania: Very good !

Sardar: What can you do for our orphanage?

Miser Bania: I can send my four kids there.




LKG ke kid ka paper me zero number aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.

An LKG kid got zero in exam.

Father: What is this ?

Funny Kid: Papa, teacher had no more stars left, so she gave me moon this time.





 

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