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Ik Funny Short Man ko bijli ke
khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.
Ek din raat ko andhera
hone ke karan Funny Short Man se ik poster pada nahi gaya. Funny Short Man
spiderman ke
jaise poster padne ke liye khambhe par ja chada.
Pas ja kar uss ne
deka,
vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagane
ka.
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A Funny Short
Man was fond of reading posters pasted on electric poles. One
evening, due to darkness, Funny Short Man was unable to read a
poster. Funny Short man climbed the electric pole. When
he reached near the poster, he read: This pole is newly
painted. Please don't touch it. |
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Sardar to Bania: Sethji,
hum ek anath ashram bana rahe hain.
Bania: Very good !
Sardar: Aap
hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Kanjoos Bania: Mein
anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
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Sardar
to Bania: Sethji, we are starting an orphanage.
Bania: Very
good
!
Sardar: What can you do for our orphanage?
Miser Bania: I
can send my four kids there.
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LKG ke kid ka paper me
zero number aya.
Father angry: What
is this?
Funny Kid: Papa,
teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
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An LKG kid got
zero in exam.
Father: What is
this ?
Funny Kid: Papa,
teacher had no more stars left, so she gave me moon this time.
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