Funny Pakistani Man: Mera
kid bohot fast English bolta hai.
Beta bolke dikha.
english english english english...
Pakistani Man: My kid speaks English very fast.
Man: Let me see.
English english english english english english...
Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.
Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha
hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
A Gujarati man
had 2 kids: Raju and Sanju.
Sanju does not compare you even with a
No papa, he is lying, I do compare you with a donkey.
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen
Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook
Musharraf: When I was born,
military fired 51 shots.
Kid: Alas, all of
them missed the target !