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Funny Pakistani Man: Mera
kid bohot fast English bolta hai.
Indian Man:
Beta bolke dikha.
Kid: english
english english english english...
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Funny
Pakistani Man: My kid speaks English very fast.
Indian
Man: Let me see.
Kid:
English english english english english english... |
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Ik
Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.
Raju: Papa,
Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Sanju:
Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha
hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
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A Gujarati man
had 2 kids: Raju and Sanju.
Raju: Papa,
Sanju does not compare you even with a
donkey. Sanju:
No papa, he is lying, I do compare you with a donkey. |
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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen
chalai.
Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook
gaya?
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Musharraf: When I was born,
military fired 51 shots.
Funny Indian
Kid: Alas, all of
them missed the target ! |
