Hindi Jokes Funny SMS


Funny Hindi SMS Jokes, Funny Punjabi Jokes



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Joke in Hindi

Joke in Punjabi

Hindi Boy to Punjabi Boy: Tum yeh belt laga ke bohot funny lagte ho.

Funny Punjabi Boy: Agar mein ye belt na lagaun to aur bhi funny lagunga.

Hindi Boy to Punjabi Boy: Tu eh belt laga ke bada funny funny lagda hain.

Funny Punjabi Boy: Acha, je mein eh belt na lagai ta hor vi funny funny lagganga.







Hindi Man to Funny Punjabi: Suna hai ke tumari biwi tumari puja karti hai.

Funny Punjabi: Hanji, vo jo bhi khana mere aage rakhti hai, vo jala ke hi rakhti hai.

Hindi Man to Funny Punjabi: Sunya hai ke teri vohti teri puja kardi a.

Funny Punjabi: Aaho Ji, oh jo vi mere agge rakhdi a, oh jala ke hi rakhdi a.



Hindi Man: Mein Three Idiots panch bar dekh chuka hun.

Funny Punjabi: Oye: Meine to bas ek bar hi dekhi hai. Pehli bar hi samaj aa gayi.

Hindi Man: Mein Three Idiots panj var dekhi hai.

Funny Punjabi: Oye, mein te bas ik vari vehi c, pehli var hi samaj aa gayi c.


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Munna bhai: Circuit ye le badaam kha…

Circuit: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…

Munna bhai: Lena, is se G.K. badti hai.

Circuit: Acha… par bhai mujhe G.K. nahi chahiye.

Munna: Kyun bhai?

Circuit: Kyun ki mera dil toot gaya hain… ab muje G.K ki zarurat nahi hai. Tune wo gana nahi suna… Jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karen

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Ek hasina ko dekhkar Santa ne arz kiya: 

Teri smile me kya chamak hai…
Teri smile me kya chamak hai

Wo muskura kar boli: 

Arey pagal… 
Meri toothpaste mein namak hai

 

 

 

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