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Desi
Hindi Boy: Mein tumare sath
shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale nahi maan rahe.
Desi
Hindi Girl: Tumhare ghar
mein kon kon hai.
Desi
Hindi Boy: Ek biwi aur 2
kids.
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Desi
Hindi Boy: I can't marry you. My family members don't agree.
Desi
Girl: Who's there in you family?
Desi
Hindi Boy: A wife and 2 kids. |
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Ek ladki college mein late aayi.
Desi Girl: Good
morning sir.
Hindi Professor: Tum late
kiyon aayi ho?
Desi Girl:
Raaste mein Ek
ladka mera peecha kar raha tha.
Hindi Prof:
Par tum late kiyon ho gayi?
Desi Girl:
Vo ladka bohot
slow chal raha tha.
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A desi girl reached
college late.
Desi Girl: Good
morning sir.
Hindi Prof: Why are you
so late?
Desi Girl: Sir, a
boy was following me in the way"
Hindi Prof: But why are
you late.
Girl: Sir, that
boy was walking very slow.
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Kid: Papa ek glass
pani de do.
Dad: Apne aap
le lo.
Kid: Nahi aap
la ke do.
Dad: Agar
dubara mere se pani manga to 2 thapad marunga.
Funny Kid: Papa, jab
thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana.
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Kid: Dad give me a
glass of water please.
Father: Go and
get yourself.
Kid: No dad you
give me.
Father: If you
ask again, I'll slap you.
Funny Kid: When you
come to slap me, do bring a glass of water with you.
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Beta: Papa,
mami aaj bohot khamosh hai.
Funny Papa: Kutch
nahi beta, tumhari mami ne lipstick mangi thi, meine Fevistick
de di. That's all... No chip chip, no chik chik !!
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