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Gujarati Jokes Hindi, Short Hindi SMS



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Ek kanjoos ki Ferrari ka accident ho gaya.

Kanjoos jor jor se ro raha tha: Hey Bhagwan, meri new Ferrari nasht ho gayi.

Police inspector: Arre, tumhari to baju kat gayi hai aur tumhe Ferrari ki padi hai.

Kanjoos apni baju ki taraf dekh kar chilaya: Hey Bhagwan, meri rolex ki ghadi bhi gayi...





Hindi Jokes

Short Hindi Sms

Ek Short Gujarati man train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Gujarati man train nahi chada.

Gujarati man plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Gujarati man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.

Gujarati: Aap kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

Gujarati man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga tha, to aap kahan the ji?

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A Short Gujarati man was about to enter into a train when he got a voice from skies: Don't enter into the train. It will meet with an accident. So he did not enter into the train.

He was about to enter into a plain when he got voice from sikes: Don't enter into the plain. It will crash. So he did not enter into the plain.

He was about to enter into a bus and got a same message. So he did not enter into the bus.

Short Gujarati Man: Who are you ?

Voice: I am God.

Gujarati Man: Where were you when I rode the mare in my marriage.

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Hindi Man: Oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Funny Gujarati: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Hindi Man: I think you had to see a doctor today.

Funny Gujarati: I'll go to doctor tomorrow because I am not well today.

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Beggar To Gujarati: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.

Funny Gujarati: Yeh lo HAJMOLA...

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Beggar to Gujarati: You neighbour gave me 4 chapatis, pulse and rice to eat. You also give me something to eat.

Funny Gujarati: Have this digestive tablet.

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Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.

Funny Gujarati ne ek tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?

Gujarati's Wife to Gujarati: You are one in thousand.

Funny Gujarati slaps her and asks: Who are the other 999?