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Ek Short Gujarati
man train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar
jaegi. Gujarati man train nahi chada.
Gujarati
man plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho
jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Gujarati
man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Gujarati: Aap kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Gujarati
man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga tha, to aap kahan the ji?
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A
Short Gujarati man was about to enter into a train when
he got a voice from skies: Don't enter into the train. It will
meet with an accident. So he did not enter into the train. He
was about to enter into a plain when he got voice from sikes:
Don't enter into the plain. It will crash. So he did not enter
into the plain. He
was about to enter into a bus and got a same message. So he
did not enter into the bus. Short
Gujarati Man: Who are you ? Voice:
I am God.
Gujarati Man: Where were you when I rode the mare in my
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Hindi
Man:
Oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane
waala tha, kya hua?
Funny
Gujarati:
Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi
tabiyat kharab hai.
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Hindi
Man:
I think you had to see a doctor today.
Funny
Gujarati:
I'll go to doctor tomorrow because I am not well today.
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Beggar
To Gujarati: Aapke
padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.
Funny
Gujarati:
Yeh
lo HAJMOLA...
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Beggar to
Gujarati: You neighbour gave me 4 chapatis, pulse and rice to
eat. You also give me something to eat.
Funny
Gujarati: Have this digestive tablet.
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Gujarati
ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap
hazaro me ek hai.
Funny
Gujarati
ne ek tappad mara aur bola: Baki
999 kon hain?
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Gujarati's Wife
to Gujarati: You are one in thousand.
Funny Gujarati
slaps
her and asks: Who are the other 999? |
