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Gujarati Jokes Hindi, Gujarati Funny SMS

Nursery Teacher: Kisi janvar ka naa batao jo pani me bhi reh sakta ho aur dharti par bhi.

Santa: Frog.

Teacher: Good, aur koi janvar bhi batao.

Santa: Frog ki mami, Frog ke papa, Frog ki didi.






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Hindi Jokes

Gujarati Jokes in Hindi

A Hindi boy asks his Gujarati room mate: Ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Gujarari: Kya baat kartay ho Sanat Ji, sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

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A Hindi boy asks his Gujarati room mate: What type of match stick have you bought. Not a single stick is burning.

Gujarati: What are you saying? I have checked all the sticks. All of them were burning

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Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke... "

Funny Gujarai : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Place your hand on Gita and say... "

Funny Gujarati: What is this, when I placed my had on Sita, I was summoned by court. Now again place my hand on Gita.






Jokes in Gujarati

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Gujarati: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Funny Hindi Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

Gujarati: Sir, please increase my salary, I have got married.

Funny Hindi Boss: This office is not responsible for mishappening occurred outside the factory.


Lady to Pandit: Pandit ji, hawan karwana hai beti ke liye.

Pandit: Shaadi nahi ho rahi hai kya?

Lady: Nahi, uski Facebook profile photo pe likes nahi aa rahe aaj kal.

Gujarati Jokes

Jokes in Gujarati