Hindi aur Ik
Jungle me ja rahe the
Sher aa gya.
Babu ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Gujarati Babu se
bola: "Abe Bhag."
Gujarati Babu: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
Gujarati Babu were passing through a jungle.
a lion appeared in front of them.
threw soil into eyes of lion and said to Gujarati Babu: Run
! Run !
Babu: Why should I run? You threw soil into his eyes.
Beggar to Indian: Indian
10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.
Funny Indian: Par
coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.
sath girlfriend bhi hai.
Funny Indian: Beggar
ho ke girlfriend bna li !
Funny Beggar: Nahi
Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.
give me Rs 10. I have to take coffee.
Indian: But a cup of
coffee is for Rs 5 only.
Beggar: My girlfriend is
along with me.
Funny Indian: You
are a beggar & you have
made a girlfriend !
Funny Beggar: No Sahib, this
girlfriend has made me a beggar.