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Ik Hindi ladka omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Hindi: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

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A Funny Hindi boy breaks an egg to make omelet. Egg was empty from inside.

Funny Hindi: That's amazing, hens also do abortion these days.

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Ek Funny Hindi girl ped pe chadi. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi ho?

Hindi Girl: Apple khane.

Monkey: Par, yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.

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A Funny Hindi girl climbs up a tree. A monkey was already sitting there.

Monkey: Why have you climbed up.

Funny Hindi girl: To eat apples.

Monkey: But this is a mango tree.

Funny Hindi girl: I know, I have brought apple with me.

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Hindi Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Hindi Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Hindi Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

Hindi Husband: If something happens to you, I will get mad.

Hindi Wife: You won't get married again?

Hindi Husband: A mad is a mad, he can do anything.

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.

Funny Hindi: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!

 

Nepoleaon: There is no such word as impossible in my dictionary.

Funny Hindi: You must have purchased a good dictionary.