Hindi Jokes Funny SMS



Short Indian Jokes in Hindi, Desi Funny SMS

 
Q: Ek student ko apni Life mein
Sabse zyada proud kab feel hota hai ?

Ans: Jab usko exam mai kuch nahi aata hota
Aur piche se teacher aake kahti hai:
Apna paper chupa lo, picche wala dekh reha hai.


 

Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Funny Student: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl's hostel, he will be fined Rs 300 for first time, Rs 500 for second time & Rs 800 for third time.

Funny Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?



Maya Lalu ke ghar Goat le ke aati hai.

Funny Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko saath kyun Layi ho ?

Maya: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai.

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

Maya takes a goat to house of Lalu.

Funny Lalu: Why have you brought this buffalo.

Maya: You can't see, this is a goat.

Funny Lalu: I am asking the goat.


Train me Santa ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Banta baitha tha.

Banta: Santa ji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Desi Santa: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.


In a train, Santa places his luggage above. Banta was sitting below.

Banta: Santa ji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on my head.

Desi Santa: Don't worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.




 

 

 


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