Ek Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi
k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: Meri bivi
ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
A Haryanvi was
going to honeymoon with his beautiful wife in a taxi.
adjusted the rear-view mirror.
angrily: You are looking at my wife. Sit at back seat. I'll
drive the car.
Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Mujhe sone de, main is time
duty par nahi hun.
Some thieves entered into house
of a Haryanvi police inspector at night.
Wife: Get up, get up, there
are thieves in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me
sleep, I am not on duty.
Ik Haryanvi Tau
thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone
Funny Haryanvi Chhora:
Bimari ka to pata
nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.
A Haryanvi Tau was shivering
with cold. His son rings a doctor.
Doctor: What happened ?
Funny Haryanvi son: I don't know
the disease, but dad is on vibration mode.