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Ek Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Haryanvi gusse mein bola: Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!

A Haryanvi was going to honeymoon with his beautiful wife in a taxi.

Driver adjusted the rear-view mirror.

Haryanvi angrily: You are looking at my wife. Sit at back seat. I'll drive the car.

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Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

Some thieves entered into house of a Haryanvi police inspector at night.

Wife: Get up, get up, there are thieves in our home.

Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty.

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Ik Haryanvi Tau thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Funny Haryanvi Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

A Haryanvi Tau was shivering with cold. His son rings a doctor.

Doctor: What happened ?

Funny Haryanvi son: I don't know the disease, but dad is on vibration mode.



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