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Hindi Jokes, Hindi SMS Jokes



 


A Poem By Every Girl

Husband apna white ho
Lambi jiski height ho
Mizaz ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jab saas se meri fight ho
Kahey Sanam tum always rite ho

 



Ek dukhi pati

Wife: Aap meri photo har vakt apne purse mein kyun rakhte ho?

Husband: Kyun ki is ko dekh kar mein har badi se badi mushkil mein bhi nahi ghabrata.

Wife: Dekha, meri photo mein kitni shakti hai !!

Husband: Haan, tumari photo dekh kar main sochta hun ke tumare se badi mushkil aur kya hogi. Is tarah mere ko badi se badi mushkil bhi choti lagne lagti hai.

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Hindi Jokes

Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Funny Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain.

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Girlfriend: Will you love me so much even after marriage.

Funny Boyfriend: Ofcourse, I am fond of married girls.

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3 Hindi guys ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Funny Hindi Guys: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.

3 Hindi guys were riding a scooter. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Funny Hindi Guys: Sorry sir, we are already 3. There is no space at all.




Doctor: Motape ka ek hi ilaaj hai

Tum roj 2 rotiya khaya karo.

Santa: Thik hai sir, par ye to bataiye ki 2 rotiya
bhojan khane se pehle khani hai ya baad me!?

 
Ek aadmi library mein gaya.

Us ne aatam hatya karne ke bare mein book mangi.

Librarian bola: Arre bhai, ye book vapis karne kaun ayega?













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