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In a football match.

Funny Haryanvi: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe hain?

Hindi boy: Goal kane ke liye.

Funny Haryanvi: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey.

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Hindi Man: Ek bar mere upar se ek scooter nikal gaya, par mujhe kutch bi nahi hua.

Funny Punjabi: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya tha, par mujhe kutch bi nahi hua.

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Punjabi Man : Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai ?

Funny Hindi Man: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai Auto-Me-Takli

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Ik bar ik Funny Punjabi cycle chala rahi tha, ke achanak cycle ik short man se takra gayi 

Short man: Thare se ghanti nahi maari jati thi!

Funny Punjabi: Bhai sahib, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?

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Ek bar sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu: Mein tujhe shraap deta hu.

Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu.

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Ik Young Beautiful tall Hindi Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar li.

Funny Sardar Asks: Aapne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?

Hindi Girl: Ik to inki income aur doosre inke Din-kam.

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Bhikhari: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Bhikhari: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Bhikhari: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit ki Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !

              

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?

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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

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Haryanvi: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Haryanvi ka beta: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Customer: Sardar Ji lassi me makkhi hai.

Sardar: Oye dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.

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Ek station par train kafi der se ruki hui thi.

Jab train bohot time ke baad chali.

Muslim kehta: Ya Ali, bla tali.

Haryanvi kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

Sardarji : Oye Khali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

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