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Boys will be boys...

Baba Ramdev to boys: Kisi bhi sundar ladki ki taraf dekhna nahi. Agar dil usko dekhne ko kare to bolna "Jai Bhagwan".

Agle din ek ladka bola: Jai bhagwan.

Baki ladke: Kahan hai, kahan hai...


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Daadi ma Gita ka path kar rahi thi.

Kid ne mami se pucha: ma, Daadi book me se kon se exam ki tayari kar rahi hai?

Mami: Final exam ki.

Grandma was reading a religious book.

Kid asks mom: Mom, grandmother is reading a book. For which exam is she preparing?

Mother: For final exam.


 

 

 

Garib ladka amir se: Tumare exams me kitne marks aaye the?

Amir ladka: 96 percent.

Garib ladka: Hey Bhagwan, itne numbers se to kisi garib ke 2 bache pas ho jate.

Poor boy to rich boy: How many marks you got in the exams?

Rich boy: 96 percent.

Poor boy: Oh my God ! With that much marks, 2 kids of a poor man can pass the exam.






Ek Pandit Ganga nadi ke kinare baith ke pani me dahi daal raha tha.

Dusra Pandit: Tum ye kya kar rahe ho.

Pehla Pandit: Dikhta nahi, lassi bana raha hu.

Dusra Pandit: Arre langur ke bache, itani lassi kya tumara baap piye ga?






Ek Pandit ne function me bohot sare naan kha liye. Agle din usko kabaz ho gayi.

Toilet me baitha hua Pandit dard se chilla raha tha: Hey Bhagwan, ya to meri jaan kad de, ya fir naan kad de.

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai