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Kanjus Bania Jokes, Hindi Funny SMS

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Joke in English

Kanjoos Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjus Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

In English 

A miser Bania goes to market to purchase an underwear.

Bania: How much does it cost?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500/-

Funny Bania: Oh man, show me daily wear, not party wear.










Funny Hindi Man to Bania friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam
aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar
jao aur apna purse le aao.

Funny Hindi Man to his Bania friend: I have forgotten my wallet at home. Please give me Rs 1000.

Miser Bania: A friend in need is a friend indeed. Have this Rs 10 note, go to your home by auto and bring the wallet.