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Kanjoos Santa apni ungli pe blade mar raha tha.
Santa ki biwi boli: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Dettol ki bottle toot gayi hai, usko aise hi waste to nahi hone dena na. La apni ungli kar, usko bhi kat dun.

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Train mein ik mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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In a train, a mosquito sits on the head of a Chinese. He catches it and eats it.

Then a mosquito site on the head of a Bania. Bania catches the mosquito and asks Chinese: You wana buy it ?










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Bania's Son: Papaji, bahar bohot hot hai. Kutch log swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

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Bania's son: Dad, It is too hot. Some people are asking for charity to make a swimming pool.

Bania: Son, go and give them a glass full of water.

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Teacher: Your father gets loan of Rs 500. With 10% rate of interest, how much money would he return after one year.

Bania's son: Nothing.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Bania's son: I know maths, but you don't know my dad.



                 



Kanjus Bania Jokes in Hindi Read more: Hot Jokes in Hindi

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS bana do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Moon

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, tu chand ke bi aage dekhna chahe hai...

Bania's son: I have long-sight problem. I can't look things properly at long distance.

Miser Bania takes him outside and asks: What is that?

Son: Moon.

Miser Bania: Then how much far away you want to see?