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Jai: Is Gabbar ka kya karu bhai?

Veeru: Is ko sui chubo chubo kar mar do, aur sui is ki side par rakh do bhai.

Jia: Side par kyun bhai?

Veeru: Is se sab ko lage ga ke ye sui-side ka mamla hal.

Bhikhari: Sardar Ji, ek rupaiya de do.

Sardar: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupey fasse hue hai!

Beggar: Sardar Ji, give me a rupee.

Sardar Ji: Come tomorrow.

Beggar: Due to this "tomorrow" problem, my thousands of rupees are stuck in this colony.







Pehla Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!

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First Donkey: My owner Hindi man beats me so much.

Second Donkey: Why don't you run away?

First Donkey: I can run, but here my future is very bright. When beautiful daughter of my owner annoys him, he tells him that he will marry him with a donkey. I stay here with this hope only.

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Boy to Sardar friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Sardar: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Boy to Sardar friend: See that girl is smiling at me.

Sardar: That is nothing, when I saw your face for the first time, I could not stop my laugh for 3 days.