Boss: Tumhe driver ki
job de raha hun.
Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?
Funny driver: You
are great sir!
karne ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi
ki salary kitni hai... sir
* * *
Boss: I appoint
you for the job of driver. You starting
salary will be Rs 2000/-.
Driver: That's great sir. Salary for starting
the car is ok... But how much is the salary to drive
the car ?w
agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kaat liye...
God, if you five Rs 100, I will donate Rs 50 to the
sometime, Bania finds a Rs 50 note on the road.
Wah God, you had no faith in me, you took your share in