A Sardar Ji walks into a
bank in New York and meets the loan officer.
Ji: I am
going to India for a month and have to borrow $10,000.
Bank officer: What
will you give as security for the loan ?
The Sardar hands over the
keys and documents of his new Ferrari as security.
The bank officer pays him
the $10,000. Bank officer drives the car into the bank's
When the Sardar leaves,
bank officer and his colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the
Sardar for using a $300,000 Ferrari as security against a
After one month, the
Sardar returns, repays the $10,000 and the interest of
Bank Officer: We
are a little puzzled. I have checked your bank account.
You are a multi millionaire and have a Ferrari. Why would
you borrow $10,000 ?
Sardar: Where else
in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$50 and expect it to be there when I return ?
Ah, the mind of the
This is why Singh is
King... Singh is King... Singh is King...