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Saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi
kashmakash main ke!!

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Razai lambi kidhar se hai aur choti
kidhar
Kudi chahe Chandigarh ki fasao, chahe gaon ki.

Marni dono ne missed call hi hai.

     

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Santa: Mein shaadi is liye kar raha hun kiyun ki mein khana bana bana ke, kapde dho dho ke aur safai kar kar ke tang aa chuka hun.

Funny Banta: Kamal hai! inhi karno se hi mein divorce le raha hun.

Santa: I am getting married because I am tired of house hold works like cooking, washing and cleaning.

Funny Banta: You won't believe, I am taking divorce for the same reason.




Indian Minister: Hum agle saal chand pe Indians ko bhej rahe hain.

American Minister: Wao ! kitne Indians ko bhejo ge?

Indian Minister: 4 SC, 4 ST, 3 OBC, 2 ex-servicemen, 1 danga pidit, 1 aatankvad pidit, 2 kashmiri migrants, 1 angheen, 2 sportspersons, 1 MP aur 1 scientist.

Indian Minister: We are planning to send Indians to moon very soon.

American Minister: That's a great idea. How many Indians will go there?

Indian Minister: 4 SC, 4 ST, 3 OBC, 2 ex-servicemen, 1 riots affected, 1 terrorism affected, 2 kahsmiri migrants, 1 handicapped, 2 sports persons, 1 MP and one astronaut.






Banta: Vakeel sahib aapki fees kitni hai?

Vakeel: Teen saval ke liye Rs 4000.

Banta: Ye bohot jyada nahi hai?

Vakeel: Han hai, tumara teesra saval kya hai?

Banta to Lawyer: How much do you charge?

Lawyer: Rs 4000 for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't you fee to high?

Lawyer: Yes it is, and what is your third question?

 

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