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Ram aur Sham pani pene gaye to glass ulta para hua tha.

Ram: Iska to muh hi band hai?

Sham: Arre ye to nechey se bhi toota hoa hai.

Ram and Sham went to drink water. The glass was placed up side down.

Ram: Look, this glass has no opening.

Sham: Oh, its bottom is also broken.







Santa: Mein har roj murge ke sath roti khata hun.

Banta: Par yaar tu to vegetarian hai ?

Santa: Hanji, ek nivala khud khata hun, ek murge ko khilata hun.

Santa: I daily eat chapati with cock.

Banta: But you are a vegetarian ?

Santa: Yes, I eat one bite and give next bite to cock.

 

Sardar ek bhikari ko roj Rs 10 deta tha. Fir vo usko Rs 5 dene lag gaya. Ek time aaya, Sardar ne bhikhari ko Rs 2 dene shuru kar diye.

Bhikhari: Aap muje paise dene kum kiyon kar rahe ho?

Sardar: Pehle mein kuwara tha to Rs 10 deta tha. Shaadi ho gayi to 5 dene laga. Ab bacha ho gaya to 2 hi de paunga.

Bhikhari: Wah Sardar Ji, Sade paise te aish karde ho ?

A Sardar used to give Rs 10 to beggar. After some years he started giving him Rs 5. Now he started giving him Rs 2.

Beggar: Why are you giving me less money?

Sardar: Earlier I was unmarried and used to give you Rs 10. Then I got married and started giving you Rs 5. The latest news is that I got a kid, so I can afford only Rs 2.

Beggar: Sardar Ji, you are enjoying on my money?








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