aur Sham pani pene gaye to glass ulta para
Ram: Iska to
muh hi band hai?
Arre ye to nechey se bhi toota hoa hai.
Ram and Sham went to
drink water. The glass was placed up side down.
this glass has no opening.
its bottom is also broken.
har roj murge ke sath roti khata hun.
yaar tu to vegetarian hai ?
ek nivala khud khata hun, ek murge ko khilata hun.
daily eat chapati with cock.
you are a vegetarian ?
I eat one bite and give next bite to cock.
Sardar ek bhikari
ko roj Rs 10 deta tha. Fir vo usko Rs 5 dene lag gaya. Ek time
aaya, Sardar ne bhikhari ko Rs 2 dene shuru kar diye.
muje paise dene kum kiyon kar rahe ho?
mein kuwara tha to Rs 10 deta tha. Shaadi ho gayi to 5 dene laga.
Ab bacha ho gaya to 2 hi de paunga.
Sardar Ji, Sade paise te aish karde ho ?
A Sardar used to
give Rs 10 to beggar. After some years he started giving him Rs
5. Now he started giving him Rs 2.
Beggar: Why are
you giving me less money?
I was unmarried and used to give you Rs 10. Then I got married
and started giving you Rs 5. The latest news is that I got a
kid, so I can afford only Rs 2.
Ji, you are enjoying on my money?