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Santa (sunar ko): Is gold ring par likh do: "Meri Jan Preeti".
Sunar: Sir, zamana bahut kharab hai. Ring par sirf itna hi likhwa lo "Meri Jan". Ye ring fir kabhi bekar nahi hogi aur fir dubara use bhi kar sakte ho.

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Wife: Aaj Ramayan me maine dekha ke Ram Rajya mein bakri aur sher dono ikathe rehte the aur ek hi ghat par pani pete the. Bakri sher ke sath kaise reh sakti hai.
Husband: Kiyun main tumhare sath nahi rehta kya?

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Nurse JokesNaughty Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Naughty Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!

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Naughty Patient to nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart.

Naughty Nurse: No man you are lying. We have stolen your kidney only.

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Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?

Naughty Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Doctor: You and your wife has same blood group.

Naughty Husband: It will, definitely it will. She is drinking my blood for last 25 years.



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