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Naughty
Patient
to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!
Naughty
Nurse:
Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!
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Naughty
Patient to
nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart. Naughty
Nurse:
No man you are lying. We have stolen your kidney only. *
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Doctor:
Aap
ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?
Naughty
Husband:
Hoga,
Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
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Doctor:
You and your
wife has same blood group.
Naughty
Husband: It will, definitely
it will. She is drinking my blood for last 25 years. |