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Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad, gor furmaiega

Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad

Kiyun ki hamari apni gali me hi setting ho gayi hai

     




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Judge: Tumne apni wife ke lover ko marne ki jagah apni wife ko marna behtar kiyon samjha?

Husband: Your honour! har hafte biwi ke ek premi ko marne ki jagah, ek bar biwi ko hi mar dena easy tha.

Judge: Why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?

Naughty Husband: Your honor, it was easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.







Hindi Chutkule

Santa Banta do bhai the. Vo dono ek hi class me padte the.

Madam: Tum dono ne My Dog ka lekh nakal mar ke likha hai

Santa: Nahi madam, ye lekh ek hi dog ke bare me likha hai.

Agli bar madam ne My Father ka lekh likhne ka home work diya.

Agle Din:

Madam: Tum dono ne father name alag alag kiyon likha hai?

Naughty Santa: Madam fir tusi bolo ge, nakal mari hai.

Santa Banta were two brothers studying in a same class.

Madam: Both of you have copied the essay on My Dog. Both of you have written the same things.

Santa: No madam, actually we have written about the same dog.

Madam: Next day's home work is to write an essay on My Father.

Next Day

Madam: Both of you have written different father's name. Why so?

Naughty Santa: Madam, you will again say that we have copied.





Hind Comedy Sms

Husband: Hypnotize ka kya matlab hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apnay vash main kar ke us se apni marzi ke kaam karvanay ko hypnotise kehtay hain.

Husband: Chal jhoothi, usey tou Shaadi kehtay hain.

Husband: What do you mean by hypnotise?

Wife: When a person controls someone and makes him obey all his order, it is called hypnotise.

Husband: Don't tell me wrong, it is called marriage.