Tumne apni wife
ke lover ko marne ki jagah apni wife ko marna behtar kiyon samjha?
honour! har hafte biwi ke ek premi ko marne ki jagah, ek bar
biwi ko hi mar dena easy tha.
Judge: Why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting
Husband: Your honor, it was easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Santa Banta do
bhai the. Vo dono ek hi class me padte the.
dono ne My Dog ka lekh nakal mar ke likha hai
Santa: Nahi madam, ye lekh ek hi dog ke bare me likha hai.
Agli bar madam
ne My Father ka lekh likhne ka home work diya.
dono ne father name alag alag kiyon likha hai?
Santa: Madam fir tusi bolo ge, nakal mari hai.
Santa Banta were
two brothers studying in a same class.
Both of you have copied the essay on My Dog. Both of you
have written the same things.
Santa: No madam, actually we have written about the same
Next day's home work is to write an essay on My Father.
of you have written different father's name. Why so?
Santa: Madam, you will again say that we have copied.
Hind Comedy Sms
ka kya matlab hota hai?
Wife: Kisi ko apnay
vash main kar ke us se apni marzi ke kaam karvanay ko hypnotise kehtay
jhoothi, usey tou Shaadi kehtay hain.
do you mean by hypnotise?
a person controls someone and makes him obey all his order, it
is called hypnotise.
Don't tell me wrong, it is called marriage.