Hindi Jokes Funny SMS










Hindi Jokes

Naughty Jokes in Hindi

Naughty SMS in English

Anaath Ashram Volunteer to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Naughty Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

Orphanage volunteer to Bania: Sir, what can you do for our orphanage?

Bania: I can send my four kids to your orphanage.







Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachta raha hun. Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun.

Samnay wala naughty passenger: wao wao wao wao !!!

A husband was fighting with his wife in a train.

Husband: I am so much annoyed by you that I want to throw you before dogs.

A naughty passenger sitting in front of them started shouting: wao wao ! wao wao wao !!!

* * *

 

* * *

 

Wife: Suno Ji, doctor ne mujhe ik mahine k aaram k liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

Naughty Husband: Dusre doctor k paas...

Wife: The doctor has told me to go to some hill station. Where are we going?

Naughty Husband: To some other doctor.

* * *

* * *

Q: Aadmi aur aurat me kya farak hota hai?

Ans: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai. Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…

Q: What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Ans: Woman expects a lot of things from a single man, whereas a man expects a single thing from a lot of women.








sitemap