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Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.

Funny Desi Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.

Manager: Sorry, I can't provide you job, I have no work for you.

Funny Desi Santa: Sir, just provide me a job. I'll never ask you to give me work.






New Desi latest Jokes

Chand pe likh du naam tera ye mere dil me khayal aata hai. Par...

Ek to mera haath vahan tak nahi jata hai
Dusra, yeh khayal dupehar ko aata hai.

A thought comes into my mind to write your name on the moon.

But first issue is that: my hands don't reach up there and the second issue is that: this thought comes to my mind in the afternoon.






Best Desi Jokes Sms

Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai

Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni  hai.

Desi old man: Son bring my denture (set of teeth)

Son: But dad, food is not ready yet.

Old Man: I don't need food, I have to pass smile to the old lady in the neighbourhood.

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