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Hindi Jokes

Agar Malika Sherawat
Hindi movie Rab ne Bana di Jodi ki heroine hoti to Shahrukh kon sa Gana gata?

Ans: Tuj me sab dikhta hai, yara me kya karun.

 



Ek funny man bar mein 2 ghate dance dekhta raha.

Dance girl boli: Apun ne tumare liye 2 ghante dance kiya. Ab tum apun ke liye kuch karo.

Funny man utha aur stage pe ja ke dance karne laga.

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Santa aur Banta ko raat ko ek gaon me rukna tha. Ek ghar ka darvaza khtkhtaya aur bole: Kya hum aap ke ghar raat ruk sakte hai ?

Andar se jawab mile: Nahi hamare ghar jawan bahu betian hain.

2-3 gharon se yahi jawab mila.

Ek aur ghar me ja ke Santa Banta ne khud hi puch liya: Kya aap ke ghar me koi jawan bahu betian hain?

Jawab mila: Kyun?

Santa Banta: Humne raat katni hai.

 

 

 

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