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 Paki Jokes Pakistani Jokes

Pakistani Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.
Pakistani Student: Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

In English
Pakistani Teacher: All of you must sleep for 8 hours everyday.
Pakistani Student: Impossible Sir! College is open for six hours only.





Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes

English Jokes

First Paki: Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate to kya karna chahie ?

Second Paki: Simple, bina Sui ke teeka lagva lo...

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Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?

PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

First Pakistani: Yeh Ford kya hota hai?

Second Pakistani: Gaadi hoti hai.

First Pakistani: Yeh Oxford kya hota hai?

Second Pakistani: Yeh to simple hai na, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford means Baelgaadi.

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Pakistani to Indian: Mein bhi computer sikhne chahta hoon.

Indian: Tum computer seekh ke karoge kya, tum ko to mouse bhi pakdne nahi aata.

Pakistani: Agar mouse me pakdunga to cat kya karugi.

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First Paki: If a dog without teeth bites you, what to do then.

Second Paki: Its simple, get an injection without syringe.

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Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Moon comes out at night, how it came out in day today.

Paki Girl: Owls chirp at night, how it is chirping in the day today.

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First Pakistani: What is ford.

Second Pakistani: It is a type of car.

First Pakistani: Then what is Oxford.

Second Pakistani: It is simple. Ox is an animal and ford is a car. Oxford means a car pulled by ox.

Pakistani to Indian: I also want to learn computer.

Indian: What will you do by learning computer. You even don't know how to hold a mouse.

Pakistani: If I hold a mouse what will the cat do ?








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