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Pakistani Jokes, Hindi Urdu Jokes

 
Pakistani Jokes2 terrorists ek car mein desi bomb fit kar rahe the.
First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?
Second Terrorist:
Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb bhi hai.

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In English
Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.
First Terrorist: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing ?
Second Terrorist: Don't worry, I have one more.

       

Santa: Ek Pakistani ko Monday ko kaise hasaya ja sakta hai?

Funny Sardar Ji: Simple hai ji, usko Sunday ko joke suna do.

Note: Agar aap ko yeh joke samaj nahi aaya, to aap pakka pakistani ho... lol...


Hindi Jokes in one line

Funny Pakistani Babu train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye.

Pakistani JokesTT bola: Kya Phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Funny Pakistani  Babu: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

In English

Funny Pakistani Babu goes to Pakistan and gets into a train.

TT said: Pakistani Babu, you can't see this is a ladies compartment.

Funny Pakistani Babu: Sorry Sir, I thought you are a man.






Read Must: Satvin class ke ek munde ko apni class ki kudi se pyar ho gaya.
Ladke ne usko pyar ka izhar kiya par ladki no bol di aur teacher ko shikayat kar di. Ladke ko bhut dant padi.
Hindi Jokes10 din baad kudi ko bhi munde se pyar ho gaya. Usne munde ki book mein letter rakh di. Jis mein likha tha: "Mujhe maf kar do. I love you too."

Munde ne koi javab nahi diya. Isi tarah school ke baki 3 sal beet gaye aur vo fir kabhi nahi mile.

Moral :- Moorakh kudi itna bhi nahi jaanti ke munde kabhi books nahi kholte.

 

Urdu: India was first to introduce net chatting.


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