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Hindi Jokes

Sardar Jokes in Hindi

English Jokes

Hindi Man to Sardar: Tumari biwi ne car ki demand ki thi, par tum ne usko diamond ring kiyon le di?

Sardar: Phaji, mein usko nakli car kahan se la ke deta?

Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?

Tricky Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?







Funny Sardar: Doctor !! doctor !! Kya mein operation ke baad cricket khel sakunga?

Doctor: Han kiyun nahi.

Funny Sardar: Tusi great ho doctor sahib, pehle mei kabhi cricket nahi khel saka.

Funny Sardar: Doctor! doctor !! Will I be able to play cricket after my surgery?

Doctor: Ofcourse, why not.

Funny Sardar: You are great doctor, I have never played cricket before.

Interviewer: Socho ke tum ek kamre mein band ho aur kamre ko aag lag jae, to tum kaise bachoge?

Smart Sardar: Mein sochna band kar dunga.

Interviewer: Imagine you are in a room. the room catches fire. How will you escape.

Smart Sardar: Just stop imagining.

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Sardar Doctor to lady: Madam aap ke husband ko rest ki zarurat hai. Ye lo neend ki golian.

Lady: Ye golian inko kab deni hain?

Sardar Doctor: Nahi madam, ye golian aap ke liye hain.

Sardar Doctor to lady: Madam, your husband needs rest. These are sleeping pills.

Lady: When should he take the pills?

Funny Sardar Doctor: No madam, these pills are for you.



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Tez aandhi aur tufani raat mein ek Sardar Ji bike pe pizza lene aaye.

Shopkeeper: Sardar Ji, kya aap married hain?

Funny Sardar: Tum ko kya lagta hai, itni barish mein meri mami muje pizza lene bhejegi?

In a stormy night, a Sikh gentleman came to a pizza shop on his bike to buy pizza.

Shopkeeper: Sardar Ji, are you married?

Funny Sardar Ji: What do you think, my mom will send me to take pizza in this thunderstorm?








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