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Short Hindi Jokes Funny SMS

काश ... पढाई प्यार की तरह होती
पता भी नही चलता और न जाने कब हो जाती
और प्यार पढाई की तरह होता ताकी घर वाले भी बार बार बोलते
कर ले बेटा कर ले आगे काम आएगा

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Husband and Wife bazar ja rhe the. Raste main ek Gadha Mila.

Funny Wife:
Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband:
Namaste SASURJI !


 

 



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Gujarati Babu aur Hindi Babu Jurassic Park movie dekhne jate hain.

Dinosaurs screen ke paas aa raha tha. Gujarati Babu darke seat ke neech chhup gayi.

Hindi Babu: Kyon Bhai, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.

Gujarati Babu: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?

A Gujarati Babu and a Hindi Babu go to theater to watch Jurassic Park movie.

Dinosaur was coming near the screen. Gujarati Babu starts trembling with fear and hides under a chair.

Hindi Babu: What happened Gujarati Babu? Why do you afraid. It is just cinema.

Gujarati Babu: I am a man, I have brain, I can understand it is cinema. But Dinosaur is an animal. How does he know it is cinema.



     

Husband and wife were going to market. On the way they saw a donkey.

Funny Wife: See you relative, say good morning to him.

Funny Husband: Good morning, father-in-law.





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2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
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