Hindi Jokes Funny SMS



Short Jokes in Hindi, Funny Hindi Shayari



Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai. Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to… ….to anarth ho gaya….

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

  



 

 

Hindi Jokes

Funny Hindi Shayari
Shayari

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…



Funny Shayari in Hindi Shayari

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

"Arre bahi Fir kya hua?"

Hona kya tha...

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.



Funny Hindi SMS

Ek Dadi Bhagwat Gita ka paath kar rahi thi.

Pota: Dadi aap kis exam ki tayari kar rahi ho?

Dadi: Final exam ki.....

Funny Hindi SMS in English

Grandmother was reading a religious book.

Grandson: For which exam you are preparing granny?

Grandmother: For final exam.

Short Hindi SMS Joke

Santa to Dukandar: Dettol hai.

Dukandar: han ji hai.

Santa: Original hai na.

Dukandar:Ji bilkul

Santa OK, zara us se achi tarah hath dho kar 5 kilo aata de do.