Hindi Jokes Funny SMS


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Azadi ke baad sirf ek hi cheez par azadi ka asar nahi hua. Hamare desh ke neta pehle bhi 2 kodi ke the aur ab bhi 2 kodi ke hai hain.

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जहाँ एक बोले और सब सुने उसे शोक सभा कहते हैं।

जहाँ सब बोलें और कोई न सुने उसे लोक सभा कहते हैं।

   

 

 

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Hindi JokesShort Gujarati Man: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.

Hindi Man: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.

Short Gujarati Man: Wo maine chhupa di, warna wo bi loot leta !!!

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Short Gujarati Man: Yesterday night a thief snatched money from me by placing his knife at my neck.

Hindi Man: But you also have a gun.

Short Gujarati Man: I hided it in my pocket, otherwise he would have snatched it too.

 


Hindi Man to Funny Short Servant: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Short Servant: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

Hindi Man to Funny Short Servant: You told me that you never get tired. Today you were found sleeping in factory once again.

Funny Short Servant: Sir, this is the secret why I don't get tired.

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